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Mike B's avatar

Oliver, with this post, you convinced me to renew after I had first chosen to not renew.

Absolutely 100% time to move on from current Dem royalty: the Clintons, the Obamas, Jon Stewart, Chuck Schumer, Pelosi, Hakeem Jeffries (sad to include him, but Oliver is spot on with his appraisal of Jeffries), and anyone else who practices fake populism. AOC, Raskin, Murphy, and others like them who seem more grounded and for the actual people need to be lifted up.

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This was what I thought Joe would have said (have posted it before - but it's the only sort of statement I 'expected' of him):

Jim Stewartson

@jimstewartson

My fellow Americans,

Today the federal government has taken bold action to prevent an existential threat to the homeland. The FBI, in cooperation with DOJ, has executed a series of raids on people engaged in illegal cooperation with our foreign adversaries.

My administration has also undertaken a massive investigation into the results of the election - not just the results, but how the American people were systematically lied to in a way that benefitted our enemies, and billionaires.

What we know is that the Russian government, under the direction of Vladimir Putin, called in a series of bomb threats to election locations. We will undertake a hand recount in every state that was affected to ensure the integrity of the vote.

Moreover, the damaging effect of propaganda funded and directed by our adversaries, including Elon Musk, on the American people cannot be overstated. To that end, I have directed that X, which was purchased by Elon Musk and blatantly used to interfere with the election, be seized, along with the rest of his assets, including SpaceX and Tesla to prevent further damage to our citizens.

The federal government will not allow, much less subsidize, a man who would threaten our democracy.

The apps Truth Social and Telegram are banned from the United States, along with the dangerous website Rumble. FoxNews has been shut down.

Donald Trump and a number of his co-conspirators have been arrested for Treason against the United States. The evidence is public. You don’t have to search for it. As Maya Angelou said: “When they tell you who they are, believe them.”

I know these may seem like extreme steps, but I have to level with the American people and most importantly to defend you. That was my solemn oath when you elected me - and I’ll be damned if I’m the president that hands over our nation to our enemies.

America is not going anywhere. Thank you.

NOT @JoeBiden (!?)

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